I also want to thank you for making me laugh! I needed to laugh - as I am feeling so awful right now - and it was just what I needed.
A lady from my husbands work gets a lot of emails that are funny - and she promised to send me a whole lot of funny things when she gets some time. I have been reading them out to my friend Prue - she doesn't own a computer - to make her laugh - as she is feeling very unsettled as she has to have another operation on Thursday - she finds it really nice that I ring her up each day to tell her a few jokes and it makes me feel good to make somebody else happy.
Laughter is indeed a great medicine!
Love,
Lin
>----- Original Message -----
From: Millie <milliem@citlink.net>
To: Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
Sent: Tuesday, 4 December 2001 13:28
Subject: Re: Getting Older?
> Dear Rose,
> Most of these fit my everyday life.
> Thanks for the laughs!
> Millie.
>> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <rowdyladyrose@aol.com>
> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
> <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
> Sent: Monday, December 03, 2001 11:41 AM
> Subject: Getting Older?
>
> > > God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway...
> the
> > good fortune to run into the ones that I do like... and the eyesight to
> > tell
> > the difference.
> > >
> > > Now that I'm older (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've
discovered:
> > >
> > > 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
> > >
> > > 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
> > >
> > > 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
> > >
> > > 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded!
> > >
> > > 5. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
> > >
> > > 6. If all is not lost, where is it?
> > >
> > > 7. It is easier to get older than it is go get wiser.
> > >
> > > 8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant!
> > >
> > > 9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few....
> > >
> > > 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
> > >
> > > 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
> > >
> > > 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
> > >
> > > 13. Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in
the
> > bathroom.
> > >
> > > 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my
> knees.
> > >
> > > 15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide
to
> > play chess?
> > >
> > > 16. It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.
> > >
> > > 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
> > >
> > > 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...
I
> go
> > somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
> > >
> > > 19. UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU BEFORE AND
> > > DOUBT IF YOU CAN EITHER.
> >
> > --
> > kcmo ro(se)
> > ICQ #131145100
> > If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it
> > poorly.
> >
>