Getting Older?

From: rowdyladyrose@aol.com
Mon Dec 3 09:41:23 2001


> God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway... the
good fortune to run into the ones that I do like... and the eyesight to tell the difference. >
> Now that I'm older (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
>
> 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
>
> 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
>
> 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
>
> 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded!
>
> 5. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
>
> 6. If all is not lost, where is it?
>
> 7. It is easier to get older than it is go get wiser.
>
> 8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant!
>
> 9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few....
>
> 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
>
> 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
>
> 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
>
> 13. Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the
bathroom. >
> 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
>
> 15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to
play chess? >
> 16. It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.
>
> 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
>
> 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go
somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after. >
> 19. UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU BEFORE AND
> DOUBT IF YOU CAN EITHER.

--
kcmo ro(se)
ICQ #131145100
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it
poorly.

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