That was funny! i like laughing i'v needed it lately! Last night was
rough Ouch!! My fault though i'v been painting my house its one of those
fixer upers and its been 5 yrs so yaa i feel use full again! Hubby's
idea! I live on pain pills but love to paint! Hope you are doping ok!
Love ya Colette
> >Useful Expressions For Those HIGH STRESS Days > >** Well, aren't we just a ray of sunshine? >** Do I really look like a people person? >** This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. >** You! Off my planet !! >** Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose. >** Did the aliens forget to remove the probe? >** Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. >** Let me show you how the guards used to do it. >** I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. (or >40, or 50) >** Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. >** Do they ever shut up on your planet? >** I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up. >** I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. >** How many times do I have to flush before you go away? >** I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? >** Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? >** Too many freaks, not enough circuses. >** Earth is full. Go home. >** Is it time for your medication or mine? >** I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. >** When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. > >Pin on wall.....point to appropriate saying for person bothering you! > >other good sayings: >** Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't >fallen asleep yet. (yup, can relate!) >** I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. >** I plead contemporary insanity. >** How do I set a laser printer to stun? >** Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. >** I work 40 hours a week to be this poor. >** A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. >** I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. >** Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of >self-control. > >painfree hugs to all, >kcmo rose