Re: High stress days (funnies)-Rose

From: Colette (
Wed Aug 22 08:36:20 2001

Hi Rose That was funny! i like laughing i'v needed it lately! Last night was rough Ouch!! My fault though i'v been painting my house its one of those fixer upers and its been 5 yrs so yaa i feel use full again! Hubby's idea! I live on pain pills but love to paint! Hope you are doping ok! Big hugs Love ya Colette >
>Useful Expressions For Those HIGH STRESS Days
>** Well, aren't we just a ray of sunshine?
>** Do I really look like a people person?
>** This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
>** You! Off my planet !!
>** Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
>** Did the aliens forget to remove the probe?
>** Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
>** Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
>** I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. (or
>40, or 50)
>** Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
>** Do they ever shut up on your planet?
>** I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
>** I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
>** How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
>** I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
>** Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
>** Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
>** Earth is full. Go home.
>** Is it time for your medication or mine?
>** I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
>** When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
>Pin on wall.....point to appropriate saying for person bothering you!
>other good sayings:
>** Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't
>fallen asleep yet. (yup, can relate!)
>** I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
>** I plead contemporary insanity.
>** How do I set a laser printer to stun?
>** Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
>** I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
>** A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
>** I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
>** Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of
>painfree hugs to all,
>kcmo rose

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