>----- Original Message -----
From: rowdyladyrose@aol.com
To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
<adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
Sent: Tuesday, June 18, 2002 10:56 AM
Subject: PC Insults
> Politically Correct Insults
>
> Ever want to call someone stupid, but want to do it in a way that
> is politically correct? Here are some great suggestions sent in
> by various people...
>
> A few clowns short of a circus
>
> A few fries short of a Happy Meal
>
> An experiment in artificial stupidity
>
> A few beers short of a six pack
>
> Dumber than a box of hair
>
> A few peas short of a casserole
>
> Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box
>
> The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
>
> One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
>
> One taco short of a combination plate
>
> A few feathers short of a whole duck
>
> All foam, no beer
>
> The cheese slid off his cracker
>
> Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
>
> Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
>
> Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
>
> Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
>
> He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way
> down
>
> An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
>
> As smart as bait
>
> Chimney's clogged
>
> Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
>
> Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
>
> Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
>
> Forgot to pay his brain bill
>
> Her sewing machine's out of thread
>
> His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
>
> His belt doesn't go through all the loops
>
> If he had another brain, it would be lonely
>
> Missing a few buttons on his remote control
>
> No grain in the silo
>
> Proof that evolution can go in reverse
>
> Receiver is off the hook
>
> Several nuts short of a full pouch
>
> Sky light leaks a little
>
> Slinky's kinked
>
> Surfing in Nebraska
>
> Too much yardage between the goal posts
>