>----- Original Message -----
From: "cathy:-" <anonymous@medispecialty.com>
To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
<adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
Sent: Thursday, May 02, 2002 10:55 AM
Subject: Warning, tasteless joke ahead...
> Mildred, an 87-yr-old recent widow was extremely depressed. One day
> while cleaning she found her late husband's old revolver, and she
> decided that she was going to end it all with a shot through her heart,
> since that was the part of her that felt so bad. She didn't want to
> make any mistakes, though, by missing -- she wanted a straight shot to
> the heart. So she called the doctor's office and talked to the nurse,
> asking "just exactly where is the heart located?" The nurse told her,
> "Directly below your left breast, dearie."
>
> Mildred was admitted to the ER later that evening with a gunshot wound
> to the left knee.
>
> --
> cathy :-)
>