>----- Original Message -----
From: "Colette " <luckylady379@aol.com>
To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
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Sent: Sunday, November 04, 2001 8:11 AM
Subject: Todays funnies
> THE VALUE OF UNDIES
>
> Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your
> vehicle ... especially in public.
>
> >From the Sydney Morning Herald in Australia comes this story of a
> couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break
> down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the
> shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife returned
> later to see a small group of people near the car.
>
> On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding
> from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts,
> they had ridden up his legs, and his lack of underpants
> had turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.
>
> Unable to stand the embarrassment she
> dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and
> tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked
> across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was
> standing idly by. The poor mechanic under the car had to have three
> stitches in his head.
>