Funnies for beer drinkers and those who like word plays
From: Rose Lunn (rose.lunn@eds.com)
Wed Sep 12 16:43:15 2001
>FDA warnings
>
>Due to increasing products liability litigation, American
>beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that
>the following warning labels be placed immediately on
>all beer containers:
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave
>you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
>you think you are whispering when you are not.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
>factor in dancing like a retard.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
>you to tell your friends over and over again that you
>love them.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
>you to think you can sing.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
>you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for
>you to telephone them at four in the morning.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
>you think you can logically converse with other
>members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
>you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers,
>resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
>you to roll over in the morning and see something
>really scary.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
>cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create
>the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and
>better looking than most people.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
>you to believe you are invisible.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
>you to think people are laughing WITH you.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
>time-space continuum, whereby gaps
>of time may seem to literally disappear.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
>pregnancy
> > > These are exceptionally clever, whoever put this
> > > together must be
> > > deadly at Scrabble.
> > >
> > > Dormitory
> > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > Dirty Room
> > >
> > > Evangelist
> > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > Evil's Agent
> > >
> > > Desperation
> > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > A Rope Ends It
> > >
> > > The Morse Code
> > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > Here Come Dots
> > >
> > > Slot Machines
> > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > Cash Lost in 'em
> > >
> > > Animosity
> > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > Is No Amity
> > >
> > > Mother-in-law
> > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > Woman Hitler
> > >
> > > Snooze Alarms
> > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > Alas! No More Z's
> > >
> > > A Decimal Point
> > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > I'm a Dot in Place
> > >
> > > Eleven plus two
> > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > Twelve plus one
> > >
> > > And for the grand finale:
> > >
> > > PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
> > > It can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and
> > >
> > > using each letter only once) into:
> > > TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
kcmo rose
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Rose Lunn
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