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-- Lori=^..^>----- Original Message -----
From: To: Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS
Sent: 9/7/2001 5:46:41 AM
Subject: Funnies for women
** Woman about Woman **
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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. [Helen -----------------------
----------------------- Hayes,
at 73]
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows.
[Janette Barber]
Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think
I'm
supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. [Jan
King]
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
[Carrie
Snow]
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
[Rhonda Hansome]
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts
falling apart. [Caryn Leschen]
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at
once. [Jennifer Unlimited]
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning. [Catherine Aird]
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb,
and I'm also not blonde. [Dolly Parton]
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a
smart
woman with a dumb guy. [Erica Jong]
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. [Sue
Grafton]
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. [Roseanne
Barr]
I think - therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another
country. [Elayne Boosler]
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. [Maryon Pearson]
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career. [Gloria Steinem]
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home
which
answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every
morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes
home late every night. [Marie Corelli]
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor]
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. [Eleanor
Roosevelt]
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Woman about Woman **
-----------------------
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. [Helen -----------------------
----------------------- Hayes,
at 73]
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows.
[Janette Barber]
Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think
I'm
supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. [Jan
King]
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
[Carrie
Snow]
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
[Rhonda Hansome]
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts
falling apart. [Caryn Leschen]
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at
once. [Jennifer Unlimited]
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning. [Catherine Aird]
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb,
and I'm also not blonde. [Dolly Parton]
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a
smart
woman with a dumb guy. [Erica Jong]
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. [Sue
Grafton]
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. [Roseanne
Barr]
I think - therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another
country. [Elayne Boosler]
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. [Maryon Pearson]
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career. [Gloria Steinem]
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home
which
answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every
morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes
home late every night. [Marie Corelli]
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor]
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. [Eleanor
Roosevelt]
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--- Lori
..."Thanks, but I don't need your help today". God.