The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. [Helen ----------------------- Hayes, ----------------------- at 73]
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. [Janette Barber]
Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. [Jan King]
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. [Carrie Snow]
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. [Rhonda Hansome]
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. [Caryn Leschen]
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. [Jennifer Unlimited]
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. [Catherine Aird]
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb, and I'm also not blonde. [Dolly Parton]
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. [Erica Jong]
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. [Sue Grafton]
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. [Roseanne Barr]
I think - therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. [Elayne Boosler]
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. [Maryon Pearson]
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. [Gloria Steinem]
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night. [Marie Corelli]
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor]
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. [Eleanor Roosevelt]