Re: Good Punch line!

From: Millie (
Tue Aug 21 08:43:49 2001

Rose, Isn't this the awful truth!!! Millie

>----- Original Message -----
From: "Rose Lunn" <> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS" <> Sent: Tuesday, August 21, 2001 8:30 AM Subject: Good Punch line!

> Subject: God and Satan
> "...And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and
> spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman
> would live long and healthy lives.
> And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent
> double cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"
> And Man said, "Supersize them." And Man gained pounds.
> And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure
> that man found so fair.
> And Satan brought forth chocolate. And Woman gained pounds.
> And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
> And Satan brought forth ice cream. And Woman gained pounds.
> And God said, "I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil
> with which to cook them."
> And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own
> platter. And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the
> roof.
> And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra
> pounds.
> And Satan brought forth cable, and TV with remote control so Man would
> not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man
> gained pounds.
> And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God brought
> forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with
> nutrition.
> And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center
> into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.
> And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in
> cholesterol and fat.
> And Satan saw and said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.
> And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
> So Satan created HMO's ...
> kcmo rose

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