>Well At least your putting a smi;e on my face although my kids seem to be under my skin lol!! And its hotter than you know what out there! The other night we went to the pheonix zoo, just to walk it was nice although i did'nt go far! Gee I'm wondering if these adhesions are getting worse? because awhile back ago i was doing soooo good now it figures no insurance and ohh the pain!!wow the pain is in the lower left side were my overie is yes i still have them! its definitly in the pelvic area maybe its that overy i'm doubled over as i type gotta go!!!
ohh love you bye
>Now remember not to LOL (Laugh Out Loud) because that hurts...over here it's >what, SMK? (Slap My Knee) Hope this helps to cheer you up Colette. > >Love, > >Lynda M. in AZ >~~~~~ >Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as >possible. > >These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: > >On Sears hairdryer: >Do not use while sleeping. >(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) > >On a bag of Fritos: >You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. >(The shoplifter special?) > >On a bar of Dial soap: >Directions: Use like regular soap. >(and that would be how?) > >On some Swann frozen dinners: >Serving suggestion: Defrost. >(But it's 'just' a suggestion!) > >On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: >Fits one head. >(Ahhhhh....OK...'nuff said....) > >On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) >Do not turn upside down. >(Too late! You lose!) > >On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: >Product will be hot after heating. >(Are you sure??? Let's experiment.) > >On packaging for a Rowenta iron: >Do not iron clothes on body. >(But wouldn't that save more time?) >(Whose body?) > >On Boot's Children's cough medicine: >Do not drive car or operate machinery. >(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept >those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) > >On Nytol sleep aid: >Warning: may cause drowsiness. >(One would hope!) > >On a Korean kitchen knife: >Warning: keep out of children. >(or pets! What's for dinner?) > >On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: >For indoor or outdoor use only. >(As opposed to use in outer space?) > >On a Japanese food processor: >Not to be used for the other use. >(Now I'm curious!!) > >On Sainsbury's peanuts: >Warning: contains nuts. >(but no peas?) > >On an American Airlines packet of nuts: >Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. >(have a lobotomy) > >On a Swedish chainsaw: >Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. >(What is this, a home castration kit?) > >On a child's Superman costume: >Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. >(That's right, destroy a universX-Mozilla!!) > >On a Wet-Nap > >Instructions: Open Wet-Nap. Unfold Wet-Nap. Use Wet-Nap >(Now where would I be without that third crucial step. >I was just opening, unfolding and throwing away!) > >**************************************************************************** > >--