1. Call 911, maybe those EMT's know what to do
2. Oh, you said you wanted to win the lottery? I thought you said you wanted a lobotomy. Sorry.
3. Call a Code Red............I just love to see Nurse Betty's boobs jiggle when she runs
4. You will be able to wallpaper your entire house with all the bills you will get after this
5. Lady, your stomach looks like a road map of the Himalayas
~Kathleen~