Re: IAS MEMBERS, SOME HUMOR FOR TONIGHT..

From: clareS (anonymous@medispecialty.com)
Thu Jan 16 17:10:09 2003


DEAR CINDY:

YOU ARE TOO FUNNY!!!!

THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GOLDEN ARE YOUR RESILIENCE, YOUR KIND, SWEET HEART, AND YOUR WONDERFUL SENSE OF HUMOUR...

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING THIS - I TEND TO CALL MOMENTS LIKE THIS A "CHAIN OF EVENTS"!

WISHING YOU PAIN FREE MOMENTS, HOURS AND DAYS. CLARE

At Thu, 16 Jan 2003, Janice Simpson wrote: >
>DEAR CINDY,
>I DON'T POST OFTEM BUT I READ AND LEARN FROM ALL OF YOU BUT I JUST HAD TO
>REPLY TO THIS POSTING. YOU ARE SUCH A TREASURE. NOW THAT I HAVE STOPPED
>LAUGHING I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR THE TIME YOU TAKE TO HELP EVERYONE
>HERE AND FOR THE INSPIRATION YOU HAVE GIVEN ME. I AM IN AWE OF YOU GIRL.
>WHEN I HAVE A BAD DAY I WILL THINK OF THIS POST AND JUST START LAUGHING AND
>OF COURSE PEOPLE WILL LOOK AT ME AND SEND THE MEN IN THE WHITE COATS AND I
>WILL TELL THEM "IT'S CINDY'S FAULT" AND AS THEY CART ME AWAY I WILL FEEL
>VERY BAD FOR THEM CAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW CINDY!!!
>YOUR FRIEND
>JAN
>
>>From: cindyandbobby@webtv.net (cindy shruhan)
>>Reply-To: adhesions@adhesions.org
>>To: Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS
>><adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
>>Subject: IAS MEMBERS, SOME HUMOR FOR TONIGHT..
>>Date: Thu, 16 Jan 2003 14:42:41 -0600
>>
>>HI LADYIES, WELL I JUST POSTED THAT I WAS AWAY FROM THE BOARD, DUE TO
>>TAKING CARE OF MY MOTHER, AND SON..MY BLESSED MOTHER WILL BE 72 THIS
>>NEXT MONTH, SON IS 28, LIVES WITH US..NOW, IM BEDRIDDEN,SO LET ME TELL
>>YOU HOW I TAKE CARE OF THEM, AND I HOPE THIS BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR
>>FACES..I LITERALLY WALK LIKE A DOG, HAVING TWO DOGS, DOBERMAN, MINIPEN,
>>TRYING TO SNIFF MY UNO, NOT FUN..HEHE..BUT OFF I GO ON MY HANDS AND
>>KNEE'S, TAKING PILLS TO BOTH, I WAS KNOCKED OVER BY MY DOBIE ACCIDENTLY
>>AND DROPED ALL THE MEDS, DRINKS, DOGS ATE THEM ALL, AND I LAUGHED SO
>>HARD I POOPED MYSELF, WEARING DIPERS IS A BLESSING AT TIMES, THEN HOW
>>DID I FEED THEM..OH THIS WAS FUN...DONT FORGET THE DOGS..I CRAWL TO THE
>>KITCHEN, AND I HAVE A LARGE HOME, TO LARGE, SO I GET TO THE KITCHEN,
>>PULL MYSELF UP WITH A CHAIR, DOGS SNIFFING, ME YELLING, GET YOUR NOSE
>>OUT OF MY BUTT, DID THEY NO....HEHE..ALSO WHEN I DID GET UP, OPENED THE
>>REFIGERATOR DOOR, THE MINI PEN HELPED HERSELF TO SOME DELI ITEMS, SHE IS
>>4LBS, WHEN SHE WAS DONE SHE WAS 7 LBS..HEHE..HUGE..UNREAL..SO I GET THE
>>STUFF FOR SANDWICHES, THE DOBERMAN IS SNIFFING THE COUNTER, IM SLAPPING
>>HER NOSE, SHE IS LICKING ME...UCK....THEN,IM THINKING, I NEED TO WASH MY
>>HANDS NOW...THINK AGAIN, NO WAY, BESIDES THIS FOOD WAS NOT FOR ME...HE
>>HE..OK, IM UP ON THIS CHAIR, AND STILL BENT IN HALF, I MANAGE TO PUT
>>SOME MUSTARD ON THEM, SLAPED ON THE CHEESE, FORGOT THE WRAPPPER ON MY
>>SONS...HAHHAH..THAT WAS TO FUNNY, HE ALMOST JUST KEPT EATING IT, THE
>>FOOL, OK, BUT I GOT THE SANDWICHES DONE, NOW FOOD ON THE WAY, BUT DOGS
>>AT MY BUM, AND MY FOOD, WHAT TO DO....WELL HAVING BEEN DISABLED FOR SO
>>LONG,HAVING HOUSE DOGS FOREVER, FOOD WAS MY ONLY HOPE..OK I NEEDED MORE
>>LUNCHEN MEATS..SO I GET TO REF AGAIN, LITTLE DOG IS RIGHT THERE, LOOKING
>>20MOS PG..I GRABBED SOME, SO I HAVE THIS TRAY, IM PUSHING IT WITH MY
>>FRONT HANDS, AND CRAWLING, PLEASE TRY TO PICTURE THIS, DOGS STILL AT THE
>>FOOD, AND THE BUM....SO I TELL THEM THEY HAVE A COOKIE, AND THEY BOTH
>>RAN UP IN FRONT OF ME, AND BOTH GRABBED A SANDWICH, AND TOOK OFF, ONE
>>OUTSIDE HER DOGGIE DOG,THE MINI PEN, HER I HAD TO STOP, YELLING AT MY
>>SON, GET HER, GET THE SANDWICH...HURRY...HE DID THANK GOD....THE DOBIE
>>HAD A GREAT LUHCH THO...SO BY THIS TIME, DONT EVEN ASK HOW LONG IT TOOK
>>K....WHEN THEY BOTH REALIZED WHAT I HAD DONE FOR THEM, AND WHAT THE
>>GIRLS HAD DONE WITH THRE LUNCH, THEY LAUGHED, AND OFF I CRAWLED TO
>>CHANGE MY DIAPER...BUT, THIS WAS SOMETHING THAT I WILL CHERISH, FOR IT
>>MADE US ALL LAUGH, AND CRY....THERE IS ALWAYS LIGHT MY SISTERS, EVEN IN
>>THE MOST DARKEST NIGHTS, OR HOURS, BUT TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN, IS MUCH
>>STRONGER AND BRIGHTER THAN ANY DARKNESS..JUST WANTED YA TO KNOW WHAT A
>>PRO IAM AT BEING BEDRIDDEN, AND STILL TRYING TO HELP MY BELOVED
>>FAMILY...AFTER ALL WAS SAID, AND DONE..THEY NOW ASK ME TO NOT MAKE THERE
>>LUCHES, BOBBY DOES THEM BEFORE WORK..WELL, HOW DARE THEM...I TRYED, THE
>>DOG LOVED HER LUNCH, SO NOW ALL WAS LOST..GOOD NIGHT MY SISTERS, AND
>>KNOW I LOVE YOU,AND IM PRAYING THAT THIS PAIN WILL BE TAKEN, OR OUR
>>GERMANY DOCTORS WILL COME HERE, BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN, WE MUST GO
>>THERE..YOUR IN ALL MY THOUGHS,PRAYERS ALSO...LOVE CINDY SHRUHAN
>>cindyandbobby@webtv.net
>>
>>--
>>I'M VISUALLY IMPAIRED, I NEED THE CAP'S IN ORDER TO TYPE, NOT TO OFFEND
>>ANYONE..THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING...
>>

>


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