IAS MEMBERS, SOME HUMOR FOR TONIGHT..

From: cindy shruhan (cindyandbobby@webtv.net)
Thu Jan 16 13:40:21 2003


HI LADYIES, WELL I JUST POSTED THAT I WAS AWAY FROM THE BOARD, DUE TO TAKING CARE OF MY MOTHER, AND SON..MY BLESSED MOTHER WILL BE 72 THIS NEXT MONTH, SON IS 28, LIVES WITH US..NOW, IM BEDRIDDEN,SO LET ME TELL YOU HOW I TAKE CARE OF THEM, AND I HOPE THIS BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACES..I LITERALLY WALK LIKE A DOG, HAVING TWO DOGS, DOBERMAN, MINIPEN, TRYING TO SNIFF MY UNO, NOT FUN..HEHE..BUT OFF I GO ON MY HANDS AND KNEE'S, TAKING PILLS TO BOTH, I WAS KNOCKED OVER BY MY DOBIE ACCIDENTLY AND DROPED ALL THE MEDS, DRINKS, DOGS ATE THEM ALL, AND I LAUGHED SO HARD I POOPED MYSELF, WEARING DIPERS IS A BLESSING AT TIMES, THEN HOW DID I FEED THEM..OH THIS WAS FUN...DONT FORGET THE DOGS..I CRAWL TO THE KITCHEN, AND I HAVE A LARGE HOME, TO LARGE, SO I GET TO THE KITCHEN, PULL MYSELF UP WITH A CHAIR, DOGS SNIFFING, ME YELLING, GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY BUTT, DID THEY NO....HEHE..ALSO WHEN I DID GET UP, OPENED THE REFIGERATOR DOOR, THE MINI PEN HELPED HERSELF TO SOME DELI ITEMS, SHE IS 4LBS, WHEN SHE WAS DONE SHE WAS 7 LBS..HEHE..HUGE..UNREAL..SO I GET THE STUFF FOR SANDWICHES, THE DOBERMAN IS SNIFFING THE COUNTER, IM SLAPPING HER NOSE, SHE IS LICKING ME...UCK....THEN,IM THINKING, I NEED TO WASH MY HANDS NOW...THINK AGAIN, NO WAY, BESIDES THIS FOOD WAS NOT FOR ME...HE HE..OK, IM UP ON THIS CHAIR, AND STILL BENT IN HALF, I MANAGE TO PUT SOME MUSTARD ON THEM, SLAPED ON THE CHEESE, FORGOT THE WRAPPPER ON MY SONS...HAHHAH..THAT WAS TO FUNNY, HE ALMOST JUST KEPT EATING IT, THE FOOL, OK, BUT I GOT THE SANDWICHES DONE, NOW FOOD ON THE WAY, BUT DOGS AT MY BUM, AND MY FOOD, WHAT TO DO....WELL HAVING BEEN DISABLED FOR SO LONG,HAVING HOUSE DOGS FOREVER, FOOD WAS MY ONLY HOPE..OK I NEEDED MORE LUNCHEN MEATS..SO I GET TO REF AGAIN, LITTLE DOG IS RIGHT THERE, LOOKING 20MOS PG..I GRABBED SOME, SO I HAVE THIS TRAY, IM PUSHING IT WITH MY FRONT HANDS, AND CRAWLING, PLEASE TRY TO PICTURE THIS, DOGS STILL AT THE FOOD, AND THE BUM....SO I TELL THEM THEY HAVE A COOKIE, AND THEY BOTH RAN UP IN FRONT OF ME, AND BOTH GRABBED A SANDWICH, AND TOOK OFF, ONE OUTSIDE HER DOGGIE DOG,THE MINI PEN, HER I HAD TO STOP, YELLING AT MY SON, GET HER, GET THE SANDWICH...HURRY...HE DID THANK GOD....THE DOBIE HAD A GREAT LUHCH THO...SO BY THIS TIME, DONT EVEN ASK HOW LONG IT TOOK K....WHEN THEY BOTH REALIZED WHAT I HAD DONE FOR THEM, AND WHAT THE GIRLS HAD DONE WITH THRE LUNCH, THEY LAUGHED, AND OFF I CRAWLED TO CHANGE MY DIAPER...BUT, THIS WAS SOMETHING THAT I WILL CHERISH, FOR IT MADE US ALL LAUGH, AND CRY....THERE IS ALWAYS LIGHT MY SISTERS, EVEN IN THE MOST DARKEST NIGHTS, OR HOURS, BUT TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN, IS MUCH STRONGER AND BRIGHTER THAN ANY DARKNESS..JUST WANTED YA TO KNOW WHAT A PRO IAM AT BEING BEDRIDDEN, AND STILL TRYING TO HELP MY BELOVED FAMILY...AFTER ALL WAS SAID, AND DONE..THEY NOW ASK ME TO NOT MAKE THERE LUCHES, BOBBY DOES THEM BEFORE WORK..WELL, HOW DARE THEM...I TRYED, THE DOG LOVED HER LUNCH, SO NOW ALL WAS LOST..GOOD NIGHT MY SISTERS, AND KNOW I LOVE YOU,AND IM PRAYING THAT THIS PAIN WILL BE TAKEN, OR OUR GERMANY DOCTORS WILL COME HERE, BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN, WE MUST GO THERE..YOUR IN ALL MY THOUGHS,PRAYERS ALSO...LOVE CINDY SHRUHAN cindyandbobby@webtv.net

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I'M VISUALLY IMPAIRED, I NEED THE CAP'S IN ORDER TO TYPE, NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE..THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING...

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