At Sat, 23 Feb 2002, rowdyladyrose@aol.com wrote:
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>Poor, poor Martha! How WILL she get out of her K-Mart contract? LOL
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>Yep...let's show'em how REAL women do things!
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>;-)
>Rose
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>At Thu, 21 Feb 2002, Millie wrote:
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>>I sent this to some friends.
>>I think they should do a t.v. series based on this, what do you think?
>>You and I can be the stars, but ## 2, 4, 6, 9, and 10 apply to me.
>>Millie.
>>
>>>>>----- Original Message -----
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>>Sent: Thursday, February 21, 2002 9:25 AM
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>>
>>> > >
>>> > > REAL WOMEN VS. MARTHA STEWART
>>> > >
>>> > > Martha's way #1:
>>> > > Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
>>> > > cone to prevent ice cream drips.
>>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>>> > > Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
>>> > > Pete's sake, you are probably lying on the couch, with your
>>> > > feet up, eating it anyway.
>>> > >
>>> > > Martha's way #2:
>>> > > To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
>>> > > with the potatoes.
>>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>>> > > Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the
>>> > > pantry for up to a year.
>>> > >
>>> > > Martha's way #3:
>>> > > When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use
>>> > > a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any
>>> > > white mess on the outside of the cake.
>>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>>> > > Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.
>>> > >
>>> > > Martha's way #4:
>>> > > If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still
>>> > > cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the
>>> > > excess salt for an instant "fix me up."
>>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>>> > > If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
>>> > > damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: I
>>> > > made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it
>>> > > tastes.
>>> > >
>>> > > Martha's way #5:
>>> > > Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the
>>> > > refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
>>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>>> > > Celery? Never heard of the stuff.
>>> > >
>>> > > Martha's way #6:
>>> > > Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking
>>> > > to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
>>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>>> > > The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include
>>> > > brushing egg whites over the crust so I just don't do it.
>>> > >
>>> > > Martha's way #7:
>>> > > Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
>>> > > on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
>>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>>> > > Martha, dear, the only reason this works is because you
>>> > > can't rub a lime on your forehead without getting lime
>>> > > juice in your eye, and then the problem isn't the headache
>>> > > anymore, YOU'RE NOW BLIND!
>>> > >
>>> > > Martha's way #9:
>>> > > If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex
>>> > > dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes
>>> > > opening jars easy.
>>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>>> > > Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.
>>> > >
>>> > > Martha's way #10:
>>> > > Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice
>>> > > cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
>>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>>> > > Leftover wine??????
>>>
>--
>kcmo ro(se)
>If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it
>poorly.
>