My heating pad can be easily replaced if it burns out.
My dog is not jealous of it.
It is easy to turn off if it gets too hot.
It knows all the right spots to touch.
It has 3 positions, and I control them all.
It understands "off" means off.
>----- Original Message -----
From: rowdyladyrose@aol.com
To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
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Sent: Sunday, November 03, 2002 10:54 AM
Subject: My heating pad
> Why my heating pad is my best friend:
>
> I never have to say I'm sorry for relying on it for support.
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> I don't have to resort to heavy petting to get it hot.
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> I don't have to wear lingerie with high heels to turn it on.
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> It will cuddle any time I want without grumbling.
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> I can reposition it without having to move heavy furniture.
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> It's much lighter on my stomach than my dog.
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> It doesn't mind if I fall asleep in the middle of a sentence.
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> I can use it to warm up my tootsies without it flinching away.
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> It's always ready and doesn't eat anything.
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> How about your heating pad?
>
> kcmo rose
>