Re: Millie from Sally

From: Millie (milliem@citlink.net)
Sat Jun 1 18:25:00 2002


Dear Sally, Of course we'll go easy on our Chrissie. She's been through a lot. Love, Millie.

>----- Original Message -----
From: "Sally Grigg" <lostcst@mcn.org> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS" <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com> Sent: Saturday, June 01, 2002 3:31 PM Subject: Re: Millie from Sally

> Dearest Millie, I'm going to let Chrissie explain how she got her toe
stuck > in the faucet. Mayby, I'll make a list, but she's still in hospital so we
> need to go easy on her. Love, Sally
>

>> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Millie" <milliem@citlink.net>
> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
> <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
> Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2002 9:47 AM
> Subject: Re: Clare from Sally
>
> > Sally,
> > Now....
> > HOW can Chrissie "run quick" with her toe stuck in the faucet??
> > Millie.

>> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Sally Grigg" <lostcst@mcn.org>
> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
> > <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
> > Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2002 1:02 AM
> > Subject: Clare from Sally
> >
> > > Clare, that's a great idea, we'll take most of Chrissies's emails from
> the
> > > past two years and put out a little "bathroom" book although the
stripes > > and
> > > a few other things don't fit in with the bathroom but the toe in the
> > faucet
> > > was a "run quick" one. Love, Sally
> > >

>> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: "clare" <csheedy@netcom.ca>
> > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
> > > <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
> > > Sent: Wednesday, May 22, 2002 5:22 PM
> > > Subject: To Chrissy Re: My day........humph!
> > >
> > > > Chrissy,
> > > >
> > > > Honey, I sure hope you meant this post to be funny 'cause I damn
near > > > > peed my pants reading it!! Man, I have GOT to find you a publisher!
> > > >
> > > > I've been having one of those weeks - not nearly so delightfully
> > > > entertaining as your day, but one of those "if it can go wrong it
> will"
> > > > weeks. Chrissy, your post just made my day - and made me laugh at
> > > > myself!
> > > >
> > > > Thanks so much for your precious gift of laughter :o)
> > > >
> > > > Your friend,
> > > >
> > > > Clare
> > > >
> > > > At Wed, 22 May 2002, Chrissy492@aol.com wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > >Hi to all my wonderful sweet friends,
> > > > >Ever wake up and have one of those days? Like those dropsy days I
> was
> > > > >telling you about in a former post? You get up in the morning
having > > to
> > > pee
> > > > >so bad and you drop your pillow on the floor only to trip over it
> when
> > > you
> > > > >finally get those legs off the bed. You try and walk to the
bathroom > > and
> > > if
> > > > >you have a household like mine; 3 cats and one dog and a 6'4"
> husband -
> > > the
> > > > >trip to the bathroom can be a dangerous one. As I walk down the
> > hallway
> > > on
> > > > >my way to the bathroom my kidneys are telling me to hurry, hurry up
> > > before I
> > > > >let loose - your cats and the dog decide to say good morning
happily > > all
> > > over
> > > > >your legs with each movement of each leg. So as you are walking
down > > the
> > > > >hall, very carefully trying not to step on your loving animals as
> they
> > > say
> > > > >good morning to you and your kidneys are yelling at you, you miss
> > seeing
> > > that
> > > > >cat/dog squeaky toy you just stepped on that's wet all over from
> animal
> > > slim
> > > > >and your foot along with your leg go into this position you never
> > thought
> > > you
> > > > >could do. You know, one of those yoga positions with your leg over
> > your
> > > > >shoulder and your husband eyeballing you as if he thinks he's in
for > a
> > > > >treat.............well, as I slipped onto the floor into my yoga
> > position
> > > > >with my husbands eyeballs widening - all my animals were very
> excited
> > > that
> > > > >Mommy was getting on the floor to give good morning hellos - my
> kidneys
> > > just
> > > > >about had it - crawling to the toilet pleading with my kidneys to
> hold
> > on
> > > for
> > > > >one more second - I pull up the toilet seat cover, prepare yourself
> > > kidneys,
> > > > >it's your turn. I sit down clumsily sideways and the toilet seat
> flies
> > > off!
> > > > >Here I am again into another yoga position with the toilet seat on
> the
> > > floor
> > > > >and my long hair stuck between the toilet seat and the top of the
> > toilet.
> > > Do
> > > > >you have a visual yet? The dog starts drinking the toilet water
only > > to
> > > > >slurp some water onto the cats - the cats, ALL 3 of them, with
their > > > > >wonderful fear of water, jump a mile high as if they had springs on
> > their
> > > > >legs, and of course one had to land on my head and with his back
> claws
> > > left a
> > > > >wonderful scratch down my back. owey......At this point I just
> didn't
> > > care
> > > > >anymore and sat on the toilet without the seat just so my kidneys
> would
> > > stop
> > > > >feeling as if they were going to explode. Boy that was a cold back
> end
> > > start
> > > > >of a day.
> > > > >I went to get my mail today. As I walk down my long dirt driveway
I > > > notice
> > > > >the city workers were out there continuing their work on our road.
> > With
> > > one
> > > > >hand holding my yummy coffee, the other hand was free to wave hello
> to
> > > the
> > > > >workers. I'm at the end of my driveway and all of a sudden I'm
about > 3
> > > feet
> > > > >into the ground. Have you ever fallen and feel as if it was in
slow > > > motion?
> > > > >This was the very slowest motion ever! With coffee all over my
face > > and
> > > > >shirt I was wondering, how in the hell, what in the hell - then the
> > words
> > > > >came out of my mouth......ummmmm HELLLLP!!! The nice gentlemen
came > > > running
> > > > >over to help me. As I look up I see all these arms reaching out
for > > > mine. I
> > > > >reach up for their hands and as I get pulled up, part of my pants
> fell
> > > > >down....how embarrassing. At least I had underwear on this
morning. > > tee
> > > hee
> > > > >Not that I don't wear underwear, I do, I have names of the days on
> each
> > > and
> > > > >every one of them so I know what day it is...tee hee As I pull up
my > > > clothes
> > > > >that have fallen 1/2 way off of me, I thank the guys who saved me
and > > > asked
> > > > >what the heck happened. At the end of my driveway they were
> replacing
> > > the
> > > > >drainage pipe and I didn't see the loose, very loose dirt. They
> hadn't
> > > > >packed it down yet. Lucky klutzy Chrissie. As my Mom, God rest
her > > > soul,
> > > > >used to say to me....I found you under a rock in a test tube with
the > > > writing
> > > > >on the rock "klutz" and felt bad for you so I took you home to make
> you
> > > my
> > > > >own. I'm sorry this email was long, I just needed to vent about my
> > day.
> > > > >Love and hugs to all,
> > > > >~Chrissie xo's PS hey, at least I didn't put tanning lotion on
and > > > strip my
> > > > >face like I did last year.......tee hee Wishing all my sweet honey
> > > bunnies a
> > > > >pain free wonderful day with a huge smile ")
> > > >
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> > > >
> > >
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