Senior citizens and their ailments...

From: Helen Dynda (olddad66@runestone.net)
Sat May 11 12:36:06 2002


At a nursing home in Miami, Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments:

"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third; to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,"...another went on.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. Then, there was a short moment of silence.

"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."


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