Re: Wow the Doctor
From: Kelly Murray (mkmurray@cyberport.com)
Fri Apr 12 23:45:37 2002
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From: adhesions@adhesions.org
Date: Friday, April 12, 2002 09:45:39 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS
Subject: Wow the Doctor
Good Hygiene Will Really Wow The Doctor
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Radio stations routinely pay money to people so that they will tell their
most embarrassing stories on the air. Here is the what is believed to be a
story of a "lucky" winner of one of these contests.
I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist, when
early one morning I received a call from his office saying that I had been
rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 AM. I had just packed everyone
off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already.
The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any
time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to
be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my
dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in
front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in
the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me
in.
Knowing the procedure, as I am sure all women do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or
some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised
when he said, "My... we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven
t we?" but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief
and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and
the evening meal, etc. ..
Helen,
That reminds me of when my mom went to the Gyn. and he was doing the exam
and he started mumbling while he was "down there" and my mom thought he was
telling her that he found some thing wrong and she said, "What is wrong?"
and he stuck his head up and said, "Nothing, I just remembered that I forgot
to take meat out of the freezer for supper." It was funny at the time, but
as I read this post it doesn't seem too funny, I guess you would have to
hear my mom tell it.
Kel