>----- Original Message -----
From: "Richard Hagen" <rsh4799@att.net>
To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
<adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
Sent: Friday, March 01, 2002 7:15 AM
Subject: Re: joke
> No this was not humor, it was respect for values.
>
> I feel that if the content of this message board is stupid jokes, I have
no
> use for it.
>
> Go to a chat room and tell all the jokes you want.
>
> Don't change the real intent of this message board. Or it WILL lose
support.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: adhesions@adhesions.org [mailto:adhesions@adhesions.org]On Behalf
> Of Lynn
> Sent: Friday, March 01, 2002 5:08 AM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS
> Subject: Re: joke
>
> I seriously hope this is your attempt at humor. You state that you are
> here for support. If you don't want to read jokes - don't read them!
> The subject line was after all "Joke".
>
> Please understand that misery is a constant with the women on this board
> - a little humor does the soul good. Lighten up!
>
> Regards,
> Lynn
>
> At Thu, 28 Feb 2002, Richard Hagen wrote:
> >
> >Do women want support or what? Does putting men down in general make you
> >feel better?
> >
> >Not everyone who reads this stuff is a women.
> >Frankly my very good sense of humor evaporated upon reading this in its
> >entirety.
> >I think you would all be offended by men posting jokes about pain or meds
> or
> >surgery.
> >Take this stuff and post it on a joke board, not here.
> >
> >I really think this was in bad taste, at this site. I feel that there are
> >too many men here in support that would find this less than amusing.
> >
> >Oh wait, I must be the only sensitive one!
> >Richard
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: adhesions@adhesions.org [mailto:adhesions@adhesions.org]On Behalf
> Of
> >Rowdyladyrose@aol.com
> > Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2002 7:43 PM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS
> > Subject: joke
> >
> > Payback For All The Dumb Blonde Jokes
> > 1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take
to
> >do the dishes?Both of them. 2. Why did the man cross the road?He heard
the
> >chicken was a slut.3. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't
> have
> >time. 4. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They
don't
> >stop and ask for directions. 5. How does a man show that he is planning
for
> >the future? He buys two cases of beer. 6. What is the difference between
> men
> >and government bonds? The bonds mature. 7. Why are blonde jokes so short?
> So
> >men can remember them. 8. How many men does it take to change a roll of
> >toilet paper? We don't know; it has never happened. 9. Why is it
difficult
> >to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already
> >have boyfriends. 10. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband
> is
> >every night? A widow. 11. When do you care for a man's company? When he
> owns
> >it. 12. ! Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women
> come
> >home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home,
see
> >what's in bed and goto the fridge. 13. How do you get a man to do
sit-ups?
> >Put the remote control between his toes. 14. What is the one thing that
all
> >men at singles bars have in common? They're married. 15. Man says to God:
> >"God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says:"So you would love
> >her.""But God," the man says,"why did you make her so dumb?"God says: "So
> >she would love you.
>