Re: joke

From: Lynn (lmorse25@attbi.com)
Fri Mar 1 04:06:31 2002


I seriously hope this is your attempt at humor. You state that you are here for support. If you don't want to read jokes - don't read them! The subject line was after all "Joke".

Please understand that misery is a constant with the women on this board - a little humor does the soul good. Lighten up!

Regards, Lynn

At Thu, 28 Feb 2002, Richard Hagen wrote: >
>Do women want support or what? Does putting men down in general make you
>feel better?
>
>Not everyone who reads this stuff is a women.
>Frankly my very good sense of humor evaporated upon reading this in its
>entirety.
>I think you would all be offended by men posting jokes about pain or meds or
>surgery.
>Take this stuff and post it on a joke board, not here.
>
>I really think this was in bad taste, at this site. I feel that there are
>too many men here in support that would find this less than amusing.
>
>Oh wait, I must be the only sensitive one!
>Richard
> -----Original Message-----
> From: adhesions@adhesions.org [mailto:adhesions@adhesions.org]On Behalf Of
>Rowdyladyrose@aol.com
> Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2002 7:43 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS
> Subject: joke
>
> Payback For All The Dumb Blonde Jokes
> 1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to
>do the dishes?Both of them. 2. Why did the man cross the road?He heard the
>chicken was a slut.3. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have
>time. 4. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't
>stop and ask for directions. 5. How does a man show that he is planning for
>the future? He buys two cases of beer. 6. What is the difference between men
>and government bonds? The bonds mature. 7. Why are blonde jokes so short? So
>men can remember them. 8. How many men does it take to change a roll of
>toilet paper? We don't know; it has never happened. 9. Why is it difficult
>to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already
>have boyfriends. 10. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
>every night? A widow. 11. When do you care for a man's company? When he owns
>it. 12. ! Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come
>home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see
>what's in bed and goto the fridge. 13. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
>Put the remote control between his toes. 14. What is the one thing that all
>men at singles bars have in common? They're married. 15. Man says to God:
>"God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says:"So you would love
>her.""But God," the man says,"why did you make her so dumb?"God says: "So
>she would love you.


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