cathy :-)
At Fri, 7 Dec 2001, rowdyladyrose@aol.com wrote:
>
>Gentle thoughts to start the day
>
>1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
>
>2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for
>it.
>For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles
>don't
>hurt.
>
>3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's
>dog run
>
>to the end of his chain and gag himself.
>
>4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
>
>5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
>
>6. A penny saved is a government oversight.
>
>7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at
>the
>right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
>moment.
>
>8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then
>your
>
>body and your fat are really good friends.
>
>9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
>replacement.
>
>10. He who hesitates is probably right.
>
>11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
>
>12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
>blame.
>
>13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when
>he's
>really in trouble.
>
>14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS"
>together
>it spells "THEIRS"?
>
>--
>kcmo ro(se)
>ICQ #131145100
>If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it
>poorly.
>