Rose
At Tue, 4 Dec 2001, J&L VERMEY wrote:
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>My friend Prue just rang me and told me this one:
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>Remember old folks are worth a fortune!
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> a.. With silver in their hair.
> b.. Gold in their teeth.
> c.. Stones in their kidneys.
> d.. Lead in their feet.
> e.. And gas in their stomachs.
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>I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life, frankly I have become a frivolous old girl, I'm seeing 5 gentlemen every day, as soon as I wake Will Power help me out of bed, then I go and see John next it's time for Uncle Toby (a brand of cereal) to come along, followed by Billy T (a late NZ comedian), they leave and Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day - he doesn't like to stay in one place for very long - so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Johnny Walker, what a life! Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.
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>P.S. The preacher came to call the other day - he said at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter - I told him I do all the time - no matter where I am - if I'm in the parlour - upstairs in the bedroom - or down in the basement - I ask myself now what am I here after.
-- kcmo ro(se) ICQ #131145100 If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.