A new use for dental floss...

From: cathy:- (anonymous@medispecialty.com)
Mon Nov 26 20:50:54 2001

I think that each time one of us has an appointment with a male doctor then we should bring along some string or a wad of dental floss. Then if by chance the doctor says some version of, "I don't believe that adhesions cause pain," then take the wad of string out of your pocket, stretch it out between your hands. Then say brightly and cheerfully, "Oh, then you won't mind if I tie this around your testicles and follow you about, giving a hard jerk every 3 to 5 seconds. Twenty-four hours a day. Seven days a week. For the rest of your life."

I'm not sure how to explain it to a female doctor... Now conventional wisdom is that female doctors are better at understanding pain. But I dunno... Every man I know has been kicked in the "nuts" at least once in his life -- and even mentioning the subject gets an immediate and visceral reaction! 

--
cathy :-)

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