At Sun, 4 Nov 2001, Colette wrote:
>
> THE VALUE OF UNDIES
>
>Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your
>vehicle ... especially in public.
>
>>From the Sydney Morning Herald in Australia comes this story of a
>couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break
>down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the
>shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife returned
>later to see a small group of people near the car.
>
>On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding
>from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts,
>they had ridden up his legs, and his lack of underpants
>had turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.
>
>Unable to stand the embarrassment she
>dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and
>tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked
>across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was
>standing idly by. The poor mechanic under the car had to have three
>stitches in his head.
-- kcmo ro(se) ICQ #131145100 If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.