Thanks, I think we all needed that!
At Thu, 1 Nov 2001, Sugarbear110263@aol.com wrote:
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>How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
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>1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
>hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
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>2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
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>3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
>that.
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>4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
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>5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten
>over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
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>6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
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>7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
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>8. Dont use any punctuation marks
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>9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
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>10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
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>11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
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>12. Sing along at the opera.
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>13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
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>14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
>sounds all day.
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>15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
>because you're not in the mood.
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>16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
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>17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time
>this week!!!!!"
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>18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
>"run for your lives, they're loose!!"
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>19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to
>have to let one of you go."
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>And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......
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>20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent
>it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.
-- csheedy