Funnies

From: rowdyladyrose@aol.com
Thu Oct 11 12:20:38 2001


It's better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.

If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!

The truth is like ice water, it shocks you when it hits you, but no one's ever died from it.

The cigarette does the smoking, you're just the sucker.

He's about as exciting as my wall.

Everything is always okay in the end, if it's not, then it's not the end.

A person who is nice to you but not the waiter is not quite 'there.'

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? (don't hit me over this one....I have four cats myself!)

Be true to your teeth, or they'll be false to you.

--
Rose Lunn
ICQ #131145100

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