If only it were that easy. Unfortunately, a lot of innocent people would drown with the Taliban and bin Laden.
peace and hugs, kcmo rose
At Fri, 28 Sep 2001, Jean Long wrote:
>
>Subject: Good joke
>
> Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out
>walking
>together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
>"I
>will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says
>the
>Genie.
>
> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
>son will also
>farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of
>the
>Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for
>farming.
>
> Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
>Afganistan, so
>that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."
>Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall
>around
>Afganistan.
>
> "Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious.
>Please tell
>me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000
>feet
>high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can
>get
>in or out---virtually impenetrable."
>
> "Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."
-- Rose Lunn ICQ #131145100