Of course, it's the same in my family, too. Aunt Rosie, Rose (me), sister-in-law Rosemary and cousin Roseanne. Whew.....that's a lot of thorns!
<VBG> kcmo rose
At Sun, 9 Sep 2001, Wally wrote:
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>These are a hoot Rose!
>
>thnx for cheering us up....between you & Nancy I end up groaning in pain
>from all the laughing I do....but then those endorphins kick in and it
>feels great!
>
>Your No.1 joke fan........Jo ;-)
>
>At Fri, 7 Sep 2001, Rose Lunn wrote:
>>
>>** Woman about Woman **
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>>The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. [Helen
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>>Hayes,
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>>at 73]
>>
>>I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
>>eyebrows.
>>[Janette Barber]
>>
>>Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think
>>I'm
>>supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. [Jan
>>King]
>>
>>A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
>>[Carrie
>>Snow]
>>
>>A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
>>[Rhonda Hansome]
>>
>>Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
>>starts
>>falling apart. [Caryn Leschen]
>>
>>I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at
>>once. [Jennifer Unlimited]
>>
>>If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
>>warning. [Catherine Aird]
>>
>>I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
>>dumb,
>>and I'm also not blonde. [Dolly Parton]
>>
>>You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a
>>smart
>>woman with a dumb guy. [Erica Jong]
>>
>>If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. [Sue
>>Grafton]
>>
>>I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. [Roseanne
>>Barr]
>>
>>I think - therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]
>>
>>When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
>>another
>>country. [Elayne Boosler]
>>
>>Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. [Maryon Pearson]
>>
>>I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
>>career. [Gloria Steinem]
>>
>>I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home
>>which
>>answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every
>>morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes
>>home late every night. [Marie Corelli]
>>
>>I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
>>house.
>>Zsa Zsa Gabor]
>>
>>Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. [Eleanor
>>Roosevelt]
>
>--
>Positive Affirmation
>
>Say this with your hands above your head
>(victory style) and repeat three times:
>I'm Alive I'm Alert I'm a LOT of fun!!
>
>That should get you smiling!
>