Subject: CHOCOLATE IS A VEGETABLE
> > > >
> > > >Chocolate is a vegetable. How, you ask? Chocolate is derived from
cocoa
> > > >beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or
> > > sugar
> > > >BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category.
> > > >Therefore, chocolate is a vegetable.
> > > >
> > > >To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which
> is
> > > >dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
> > > >
> > > >Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries
all
> > > >count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
> > > >
> > > >If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it
> too
> > > >slowly.
> > > >
> > > >The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in
a
> > > hot
> > > >car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
> > > >
> > > >Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge
off
> > > your
> > > >appetite, and you'll eat less.
> > > >
> > > >If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
> > > >Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the
chocolate
> > > to
> > > >protect themselves.
> > > >
> > > >If you eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is
that
> > > a
> > > >balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
> > > >
> > > >Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look
younger.
> > > >Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
> > > >
> > > >Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
That
> > > way,
> > > >at least you'll get one thing done.
> > > >
> > > >A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of
> calories
> > > in
> > > >one place. Now, isn't that handy?
> > > >
> > > >If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But
> if
> > > you
> > > >can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
> > > >
> > > >If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top
pantyhose.
> > > An
> > > >entire garment industry would be devastated. We can't let that
happen.
> > > >
> > >