>----- Original Message -----
From: "Rose Lunn" <email@example.com> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS" <firstname.lastname@example.org> Sent: Monday, August 20, 2001 2:28 PM Subject: High stress days (funnies)
> Useful Expressions For Those HIGH STRESS Days
> ** Well, aren't we just a ray of sunshine?
> ** Do I really look like a people person?
> ** This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
> ** You! Off my planet !!
> ** Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
> ** Did the aliens forget to remove the probe?
> ** Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
> ** Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
> ** I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. (or
> 40, or 50)
> ** Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
> ** Do they ever shut up on your planet?
> ** I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
> ** I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
> ** How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
> ** I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
> ** Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
> ** Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
> ** Earth is full. Go home.
> ** Is it time for your medication or mine?
> ** I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
> ** When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
> Pin on wall.....point to appropriate saying for person bothering you!
> other good sayings:
> ** Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't
> fallen asleep yet. (yup, can relate!)
> ** I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
> ** I plead contemporary insanity.
> ** How do I set a laser printer to stun?
> ** Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
> ** I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
> ** A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
> ** I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
> ** Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of
> painfree hugs to all,
> kcmo rose