Re: Womanhood

From: Lisa (anonymous@medispecialty.com)
Mon Jul 16 09:05:26 2001


This is wonderful! There is nothing in the world like LAUGHTER when one is in pain. Thanks again. Lisa-NYC

At Mon, 16 Jul 2001, KathFindlay wrote: >
>In Friendship
>Katherine Findlay
>United Kingdom Adhesion Society
>mailto:kath.findlay@adhesions.org.uk
>http://www.adhesions.org.uk
>
>The Joys of Womanhood
>Brilliant Woman Author Unknown
>
>Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and
>forget where they left them.
>
>One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a
>woman gain 5 lbs.
>
> My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.
>
>The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
>
>The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't
>know what you're doing, someone else does.
>
>The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then,
>your body and your fat are really good friends.
>
>Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
>
>Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
>
>I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together
>and setting my pantyhose on fire.
>
>Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks
>two sizes!
>
>Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like,
>"You know, sometimes I just forget to eat."
> Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.
>But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of
>stupid to forget to eat.
>
>A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills.
>She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.
>
>The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about
>nothing and then they marry him
>
>I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are:
>eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast.
>Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
>
>I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older
>than 30 can fit into their stuff.
>
>Celebrate Womanhood! Please forward this page to all the brilliant
>women in your life!

--
Lisa-NYC

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