Hi again Kel, I knew you were only joking.  I think that's the first thing we all learn is not to give a hoot what we look like as long as we can do something!  I remember when I was in my 20's and sometimes wouldn't go out because I felt I "looked too ugly to subject myself on the general population".  Probably PMS.  Anyway, I'm not going to do that now.  When I feel good, I go and do what I want to.  Besides everything else, my mind thinks I look like Jerri Hall so if I don't look in the mirror, I look great!!! Does that make sense?  I'm sorry you're bloating, I hate that feeling!!! Hope it "passes" soon.  ;0) jessica