I think you might ALSO be an Adhesion Sufferer if -
Your doctor knows YOUR number off by heart You have acquired a taste for hospital food The pharmacy rings YOU to fill a prescription You are an advocate for the pain scale to start from 10
Keep smiling and thankyou for the laugh. It's the best medicine ;-)) Trace xo
>----- Original Message -----
From: "J.J." <jjriggs@thefineprintintl.com>
To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
<adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
Sent: Wednesday, 21 March 2001 10:13
Subject: You might be an adhesion sufferer if...
> Hi folks,
>
> I got bored and decided to have a little fun. Enjoy!
>
> YOU MIGHT BE AN ADHESION SUFFERER IF...
>
> - You've memorized when your local pharmacy receives shipments of
> Senekot
>
> - You've been blacklisted by every gastrointerologist within a 50-mile
> radius
>
> - The ER staff knows you by name and keeps a locker for you
>
> - You have more heating pads than the entire neighborhood combined
>
> - You plan a party because you had two meals and hadn't been in pain all
> day
>
> - Your nightstand looks like a medicine cabinet
>
> - The speed dial on your telephone contains the numbers of your general
> physician, GI, OB/GYN, and four of your favorite surgeons
>
> - The phrase "They've got guts!" makes you think twice
>
> - You get frustrated because your medical dictionary doesn't have an
> entry for "adjuvant"
>
> - You can recite all the anti-adhesion gels by heart, as well as their
> manufacters
>
> - Your idea of a dream vacation getaway is going sightseeing in
> beautiful Germany on your way to a world-renowned specialist
>
> - You're the first person friends and family approach when they need the
> correct spelling of "colonoscopy" or "laparotomy"
>