Be nice to your nurses!!

From: Karla (ifirgit@webcntrl.com)
Tue Jun 13 22:33:05 2000


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From: Colleen Conrad-Guzik To: jruby1@neo.rr.com ; lcii@uswest.net ; deborahadkins@hotmail.com ; deenelson@rtelnet.net ; guzebabe@aol.com ; julis105@worldnet.att.net ; ifirgit@up.net ; kckiss1@excite.com ; bpit104494@aol.com ; kraftyk09@yahoo.com ; talor_1@hotmail.com ; shbailey@erols.com ; bananaw291@aol.com ; eromans1@yahoo.com Sent: Monday, June 12, 2000 12:06 PM Subject: Fwd: serves him right

>From: quiltkitty@webtv.net
>To: catchcrcg@hotmail.com, hallsy2@webtv.net, kricket@ayrix.net,
>mpkaplor@runestone.net, BigManMN26@webtv.net
>Subject: serves him right
>Date: Thu, 8 Jun 2000 23:31:58 -0500 (CDT)
>
>A big-shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the
>hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them
>around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted
>to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who
>could stand up to him.
>She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your
>temperature".
>After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed
>his arms and opened his mouth.
>I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading I can't use an oral
>thermometer."
>This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over
>and bared his behind.
>After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce,
>"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
>She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his
>breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After almost
>an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?"
>asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc?
>Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?
>After a pause, the doctor confesses,
>"Not with a carnation."
>

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